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maycontainthunder
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31 Dec 2020, 3:14 pm

I was inspired to create this thread after watching Home which proved to contain a line that cracked me up.

"Gorg parts will not fit, they are metric."

This went a little deeper for me because I dabble in engineering.

So, what is your favourite funniest line?


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07 Jan 2021, 7:05 pm

Too many to list, but one in particular stands out very easily.

From the 2003 cult film The Room; considered one of the worst movies ever made.

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"


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08 Jan 2021, 12:32 am

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09 Jan 2021, 2:05 pm

Another one from The Room:

"I did not hit her! I did not! It's not true! It's BS! I did not hit her! I did NOT! Oh, hi Mark!"

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