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 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Funny, corny joke thread

Posted: Yesterday, 5:37 pm 

Replies: 210
Views: 35,481

A boy keeps reaching for food on the dinner table instead of asking his parents to pass it to him. Finally his dad says, "Stop reaching across the table for the food! Don't you have a tongue? You could put it to good use."
The boy says, "But Dad, my arm's a lot longer."

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Wrong Answers Only

 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answers Only
Posted: Yesterday, 11:30 am 

Replies: 4,831
Views: 54,001

Because cats always land on their feet. :cat:

Why do so many people misspell "loser" as "looser"?

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: bathrooms

 Post subject: Re: bathrooms
Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 11:10 pm 

Replies: 7
Views: 116

Lost_dragon wrote:
I once walked into a stall and saw a cereal box in the toilet. It was open and the toilet was filled with cereal.

... Why though?


Maybe someone was asked "Would you like a bowl?" of the cereal, and that someone misunderstood what kind of bowl. :lol:

 Forum: The Haven   Topic: Feel like avoiding the news again

Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 4:45 pm 

Replies: 4
Views: 77

When I find out the US is going to war with China, I will finally have the courage to kill myself. I have stood all a person can possibly stand in the the past two decades of pure, unfiltered human crap in this world, when the war happens I will officially have no reason to go on living. Who wants t...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you UNHAPPY today.

Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 3:48 pm 

Replies: 29,588
Views: 924,807

Finally made a common WP member my foe because I finally got fed up with her constant negativity about autism, always saying it's a horrible deadly disease, and refusing to even identify as having ASD.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Things I Don't Get

 Post subject: Re: Things I Don't Get
Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 12:45 pm 

Replies: 884
Views: 16,543

Why there has to be a new global crisis every five freaking minutes.

I should just give all my stuff away. I won't be needing it since we're all going to die soon. But then again, I guess no one else will be needing it either.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Three card readings using tarot, lenormand, and hanafuda

Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 12:40 pm 

Replies: 29
Views: 268

I read that a green comet has been seen coming close to the Earth... and was disappointed when they said it would pass without any danger to the world. Every 5 minutes a new global crisis.

 Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion   Topic: What is your overall political outlook?

Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 12:32 pm 

Replies: 57
Views: 1,031

Is "doomed" a political outlook?

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What's the last weirdest dream you had?

Posted: 01 Feb 2023, 2:06 am 

Replies: 3,729
Views: 127,500

I was on a bus that went into a tunnel and suddenly left me in Australia. The weird thing was that I wasn't surrounded by the typical Australian stuff like kangaroos or dingoes. Instead I found myself in what looked like a shopping mall. I realized where I was when I heard people's accents. Then whe...

 Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends   Topic: Some people don't like wearing glasses socially

Posted: 29 Jan 2023, 4:08 pm 

Replies: 42
Views: 1,023

Funny how some people who are very ableist don't seem to have a problem with people wearing glasses. Even when they're the ones wearing glasses. And sunglasses worn to protect your eyes from UV rays are seen as "cool", even by people living in hopeless denial about climate change or call m...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today?

Posted: 29 Jan 2023, 4:03 pm 

Replies: 2,236
Views: 45,223

Marvel Comics has a supervillian called Ultron, a self aware, highly intelligent synthezoid whose goal is to destroy the human race to achieve world peace after learning about human history on the internet. Of all the many comic book villains, I find him to be the most relatable. Except the high int...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Do people too often think that we would be good at...?

Posted: 29 Jan 2023, 12:38 pm 

Replies: 14
Views: 715

Every time I see the word engineer I think of the ones that drive the choo-choo trains. I'm not even sure what the other kind of engineer actually is or does. I guess I'm too old. Of course the stereotypes are always about male aspies and everyone thinks they're supposed to be like Rain Man and can ...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Can you understand poetry as a person on the spectrum?

Posted: 29 Jan 2023, 12:29 pm 

Replies: 53
Views: 2,048

Does Dr. Seuss count as poetry? :lol: When we were younger my brother liked to write poems that made zero sense and annoy me to death by reading them and sadistically enjoying my irritation and confusion. He said real poems never rhyme and always have some really deep meaning that you're not suppose...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What made you anxious today?

Posted: 28 Jan 2023, 12:48 pm 

Replies: 133
Views: 4,266

Waking up.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today?

Posted: 27 Jan 2023, 8:45 pm 

Replies: 2,236
Views: 45,223

The micro SD card I bought for my new Switch can cause cancer and birth defects.
According to California, anyway. :?

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today?

Posted: 27 Jan 2023, 4:04 pm 

Replies: 2,236
Views: 45,223

If you play a YouTube video of Speed Racer with the English dub at 0.75, the characters all sound surprisingly normal. At normal speed they all sound like they're on...speed. :lol:
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