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 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: The unpopular WP members club

Posted: 07 Aug 2012, 12:26 am 

Replies: 6,300
Views: 521,259

Hi GOF, I am as happy as Larry and intalso the same situation/state as your self! Whee! :D Maybe pm's should be exchangedabout this situation ? Syzygyish! I didn't know you were still around here. Who is Larry? Masticating glass with the alcohol filled center is the fun part. Pooping sand is the no...

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: I F**ked Her Brains Out

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 3:14 am 

Replies: 34
Views: 764

Reminds me of the line from Full Metal Jacket where the drill sergeant is like "[something something something], Private, before I rip out your eyeballs and skull-f**k you!" Either that or the ahegao hentai fetish, where some lucky/unlucky girl gets banged so hard and has so many massive, consecuti...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: The unpopular WP members club

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 3:02 am 

Replies: 6,300
Views: 521,259

*stumbles in in a drunken stupor, the unfortunate goat found a bottle of liquor. The glass will not pass through the digestive system gracefully.*

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: What would Aspie porn be like?

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 2:39 am 

Replies: 111
Views: 3,770

Ah f**k it. It would be sexy as s**t. Like leopard slugs mating.


*yeah and you thought I was kidding when I said that s**t was sexy*

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Sarah Palin Stripper!

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 2:30 am 

Replies: 24
Views: 243

This is giving me electile dysfunction. :? (Ann Coulter is hotter than Palin)

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: best places to find love...

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 2:19 am 

Replies: 19
Views: 2,466

Buy a dog.

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: Some of you guys were aliases I know it now.

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 2:11 am 

Replies: 20
Views: 2,535

Penis. I just won the thread, unless someone can say it louder than that. You happen to have stumbled upon the self-appointed world champion in shouting the word penis. I was a legend at the age of twelve. Unfortunately, they didn't really have appealing online shooters with voice that at that poin...

 Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends   Topic: Do most people here have close friends/dating experience

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 1:58 am 

Replies: 16
Views: 2,438

No close friends, no dating experience. So even though you're alone you are not alone in that.

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: unwillingness to change lifestyle for a mate

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 1:53 am 

Replies: 51
Views: 6,423

"i'm just so set in the way i like to do things. i don't want to have to quit my part-time delivery job for some girl." "i have my routines, i like things the way they are. i'd have to move because there isn't enough space here." "i spend weekends with family, and i don't want to change that. i am ...

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: Some of you guys were aliases I know it now.

Posted: 04 Aug 2012, 1:38 am 

Replies: 20
Views: 2,535


I just won the thread, unless someone can say it louder than that.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Shaving vag while driving is bad

Posted: 14 Jul 2012, 6:25 am 

Replies: 36
Views: 674

At least as far as we know she isn't a professional pilot.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Is going out to dinner alone cheating?

Posted: 14 Jul 2012, 6:16 am 

Replies: 15
Views: 226

Going out to dinner alone is cheating only if you have a small furry animal suck your cock while you are dining. That would be cheating. This is convenient for women because they do not have a cock. Therefore they can dine alone and not be cheating even if they bring their pet guinea pig with them t...

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: nice guys?

Posted: 14 Jul 2012, 6:05 am 

Replies: 154
Views: 13,519

Nice guys? Like this topic hasn't been addressed on this site somewhere between 20000-1000000 times.

Let's simplify this. Truly nice guys don't exist. Your mom made them up to scare you into eating your vegetables. You'd better eat your vegetables or the nice guy will get you.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Why are there so many sex topics?

Posted: 05 Jun 2012, 2:22 am 

Replies: 82
Views: 1,314

Why are there so many sex topics here? Have i misunderstood 'adult autism issues' as 'adult (entertainment) autism issues'? It makes me feel like im not posting with adults but instead with horny teenagers. I was just hoping there would be some more interesting threads than this. Edit.. bloody hell...

 Forum: Love and Dating   Topic: I don't want to have kids!

Posted: 05 Jun 2012, 1:48 am 

Replies: 60
Views: 6,485

Good, the world has an overpopulation problem anyway.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Post here when you're drunk

Posted: 05 Jun 2012, 1:40 am 

Replies: 869
Views: 9,714

Had a bad day so I had a Night Train, then a few more drinks afterwards.
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