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Which Country has the Sexiest Soldiers?
USA 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
UK 22%  22%  [ 4 ]
Canada 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Australia 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Russia 17%  17%  [ 3 ]
China 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
North Korea 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
South Korea 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Israel 28%  28%  [ 5 ]
Lebanon 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Germany 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Italy 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
France 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Vietnam 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Japan 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
South Africa 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Iraq 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Palestine 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Brazil 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Cum on, (blank/specify) has the sexiest soldiers 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 18

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05 Mar 2012, 9:56 am

If we're going back to ancient times, then maybe the Celts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

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Polybius' Histories describe how the Celts visually intimidated the Roman enemy before they engaged in the fight: naked, furiously shaking their long hair, shrieking brutally, bragging and defiant, showing an outrageous contempt for their own life.[1] Diodorus Siculus reported other instances of such combat: "Some use iron breast-plates in battle, while others fight naked, trusting only in the protection which nature gives."


In recent times, there was Joshua Milton Blahyi, a.k.a. General Butt Naked

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Blahyi

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"So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying imaginary purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk yet strategic. We killed hundreds of people – so many I lost count." Blahyi also purported that during that period he had "magical powers that made him invisible" and a "special power" to capture a town singlehandedly, then call in his troops afterwards to "clean up". Some of Blahyi's soldiers – often teenage boys – would enter battle naked; others would wear women's clothes.


He is now an evangelist

http://joshuamiltonblahyi.com/


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05 Mar 2012, 2:27 pm

Female Iranian soldiers have to dress like ninjas

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkhLtD4jwis[/youtube]


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06 Mar 2012, 12:57 am

Personally it's a tie between Russia :D and Japan :oops: . America is cut because the damn feminist :twisted: would have a field day if the US "Objectified" women...unless she's named Samantha Carter. Israeli armed forces are the same as the Israeli population they have a requirement to serve, though every picture of Israeli military women makes me think that the weather isn't the only thing that's "hot" down there. North Korea is just no same as China, Human Rights suppressors are auto-kicked. The Brits...YMMV.



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06 Mar 2012, 9:08 am

Beginning with the Tailhook scandal, and particularly since Michelle Manhart posed for playboy

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The US military has made it known that American soldiers are not to be sexy. It was to be more like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcAxhggCRY[/youtube]


Female soldiers were to be treated as men with tits (although perhaps with a somewhat higher degree of respect, given the tits), and there was to be no sexiness.

Hence, not a single vote in the poll for the USA.

If the USA were to go to war with China--American soldiers, unaccustomed to raw sexiness, will just swoon and be easily shot down while those sexy Chinese soldiers goose-step across the battlefield.


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06 Mar 2012, 9:30 am

Based on the photos here, and taking into consideration only those which seem to depict ACTUAL soldiers wearing ACTUAL uniforms, I would vote for the Chinese ladies in pink. Their uniforms are super adorable.



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06 Mar 2012, 12:59 pm

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Sparta, of course. Didn't you see the motion picture 600 Pectorals?

Spartans! What is your profession? A-ROO, A-ROO, A-ROO!

This isn't madness.! This .... is..... Sparta!

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Well, here is the modern Greek soldier

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They are very cute, to say the least.


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06 Mar 2012, 1:15 pm

The Canadian Mounties are also very cute

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The full uniforms seem to look a lot sexier on the gents than on the ladies

For the ladies, some slight alterations to the uniform are definitely warranted, such as:

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...or, at the very least

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There! Now they're ready for doing some mounting!


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06 Mar 2012, 1:55 pm

I would have had to enlist in the military (as a formality) if I had gotten into the Canadian Guard band this year, but indeed the competition was too intense this round. Anyways my uniform would have been something like this:

http://www.army.forces.gc.ca/land-terre ... _large.jpg

I still say Isrealis.



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06 Mar 2012, 3:34 pm

Well, it turns out that the Israeli government was behind the sexy Israeli soldiers appearing in Maxim

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtfPoGWS8jY[/youtube]

Sexy soldiers really are a good way of promoting one's country.


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06 Mar 2012, 3:55 pm

pandabear wrote:
Beginning with the Tailhook scandal, and particularly since Michelle Manhart posed for playboy

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The US military has made it known that American soldiers are not to be sexy. It was to be more like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcAxhggCRY[/youtube]


Female soldiers were to be treated as men with tits (although perhaps with a somewhat higher degree of respect, given the tits), and there was to be no sexiness.

Hence, not a single vote in the poll for the USA.

If the USA were to go to war with China--American soldiers, unaccustomed to raw sexiness, will just swoon and be easily shot down while those sexy Chinese soldiers goose-step across the battlefield.


Why do you think America is allied with Japan? It's so American Soldiers are exposed to the Asian women and learn to get used to it.



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07 Mar 2012, 8:27 am

I'm sure that Greek uniform is only for parades, but wouldn't it be hilarious to see them charge into battle wearing that? :lol:
They could shout, "Eat my shoe pom-pom, scum!"



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07 Mar 2012, 8:27 am

YippySkippy wrote:
I'm sure that Greek uniform is only for parades, but wouldn't it be hilarious to see them charge into battle wearing that? :lol:
They could shout, "Eat my shoe pom-pom, scum!"


Well the art is in distraction :)

I think this thread's gone a bit silly for PPR :S

I voted Brazil cos i really have no idea. can't say i've thought of soldiers that way


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07 Mar 2012, 8:57 am

Girls in uniform do not do it for me. I spent a week in a hutchie with a women who I thought was unattractive, when she changed into her civy gear it turned out she was quite pretty. DPCU does nothing for me.

That said, there is something strangely hypnotic about the rotary movements of North Korean traffic girls. They move like some sort of human clock.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pm8-5r0ty4&feature=related[/youtube]


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07 Mar 2012, 9:46 am

Actually, that Greek guy IS a really handsome fellow. You just have to cover up his distractingly-ridiculous outfit to see it.



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07 Mar 2012, 8:05 pm

No one mentioned the (Gadhafi-era) Amazonian Guards in Libya?

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