Contest: Who can make the most tepid Romney endorsement?

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17 May 2012, 7:25 pm

Among people that count for anything, Mitch Daniels narrowly defeated George Bush as the tepid Romney endorsement champion with this:

Mitch Daniels wrote:
You have to campaign to govern, not just to win... Spend the precious time and dollars explaining what's at stake and a constructive program to make life better. And as I say, look at everything through the lens of folks who have yet to achieve. Romney doesn't talk that way... You don't change one thing about the policies you advocate or your principles... It's not complicated. But for some reason sometimes candidates just miss that."


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/dani ... 26978.html

Let's have a contest to see who among us can produce the most tepid Romney endorsement. After all, there isn't anyone here who is dumber than Mitch Daniels.

So, have at it!



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17 May 2012, 8:54 pm

Vote for Mitt. He has the Chin of a Leader and 20 wives to boot.

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17 May 2012, 9:32 pm

If Romney manages to beat Obama, at least he won't be the catastrophe Santorum or Cain would've been.



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17 May 2012, 9:34 pm

As if there were any other kinds of endorsements of Mitt from his own party than "Tepid".

Ok- here are some inspiring slogan suggestions for the Romney campaign.

"Romney: even a Mormon isnt as bad as a Muslim!"

Or

Lets fight fire with fire: stop Obamacare by electing the very guy who invented Obamacare!

Or

Romney: the guy who knows where to find his birth certificate!
He might be a homophobic bully, but atleast he is an all american homegrown homophobic bully!



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17 May 2012, 9:37 pm

He may not like women's rights, but at least he'll look good while usurping them, and there will not likely be any embarrassing Billy Beer developments.



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17 May 2012, 9:39 pm

Obres wrote:
If Romney manages to beat Obama, at least he won't be the catastrophe Santorum or Cain would've been.


The worst Mitt can do is cause a major blandness epidemic.

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18 May 2012, 2:58 am

Remember how disappointed we were that President Obama wasn't able to do more because of Congress? With the low expectations we have of Mitt, he could use the campaign slogan: "Elect Mitt Romney. He won't disappoint you!"


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18 May 2012, 5:13 am

SpiritBlooms wrote:
He may not like women's rights, but at least he'll look good while usurping them, and there will not likely be any embarrassing Billy Beer developments.


So.. when Mitt screws the women of america, it will only be figuratively. Not litereally as with Bill.



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18 May 2012, 7:47 am

naturalplastic wrote:
"Romney: even a Mormon isnt as bad as a Muslim!"


This one might actually gain some traction out there in Neurotypical Land.

Can someone use this to create a photoshopped campaign poster for us?



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18 May 2012, 9:17 am

Elect Mitt -- the cure for insomnia.



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18 May 2012, 10:13 am

Oldout wrote:
Elect Mitt -- the cure for insomnia.


That is a good one.

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18 May 2012, 10:13 am

Rocky wrote:
Remember how disappointed we were that President Obama wasn't able to do more because of Congress? With the low expectations we have of Mitt, he could use the campaign slogan: "Elect Mitt Romney. He won't disappoint you!"


That is brilliant.

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18 May 2012, 12:05 pm

America, are you tired of the taste of douche and s**t?

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Of course! That's why you WILL vote for Mitt.

Mitt is more like drinking a turnip protein shake - much more palatable than s**t!

And not too

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Vote Mitt

Better than s**t

Isn't it?

2012


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18 May 2012, 1:41 pm

^ Forgot to mention, you can replace

Mitt's name with Obama's. The tag line just won't rhyme.

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18 May 2012, 5:16 pm

Mitt Romney: Someone New About Whom to Spend the Next Four Years Complaining.



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18 May 2012, 5:21 pm

I would rather have a Muslim or Jewish president then a Mormon. Those of abrahamic faith do not claim mormons as a follower of God.

Plus Mitt Romney is the most uninteresting man in the world. He bores the bloody hell out of me.