Jesus.......(IS THE LORD)! !! !! !! !! !! !!:)

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Lazybones337
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21 Mar 2009, 4:10 pm

People have said that jesus was black, this could be possible since he was from the middle east,
BUT his mother(mary, i believed he was the son of mary and joseph, yes, i am a BLASPHEMER,MUAHAHAHA!! !! !) was white and jews(he was jewish) are white in the midle east, what do you guys think?



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21 Mar 2009, 4:17 pm

Well if jesus actually existed and was the result of union between God and Mary then it follows that if god is invisible (Nobody has ever seen him!) then the child jesus should be half brownish and half transparent.

I wonder if that means he was a half brown albino? :?


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21 Mar 2009, 4:30 pm

^using that logic I would guess jesus looked something like this:

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no wonder they crucified him.



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21 Mar 2009, 4:33 pm

(obviously not a pregnant woman though, but you never know...)



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21 Mar 2009, 4:50 pm

saintetienne wrote:
no wonder they crucified him.


:lmao:


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21 Mar 2009, 6:02 pm

He looked something like this:

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(:lol:)


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21 Mar 2009, 6:02 pm

Oh yes, this is all so hilarious! Now, lets all make fun of Buddah, or Allah, or whatever the Native Americans worship! Har har har har har, SNORT! Or, I know, let's kill us some Jews!

Mocking someone else's religion is incredibly small minded and childish. I am disgusted to find this here. I thought we knew better than this by now. When you are ready to have a serious philosophical discussion, let me know.


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21 Mar 2009, 6:20 pm

Henriksson wrote:
He looked something like this:

A common mistake:

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Philothea wrote:
Oh yes, this is all so hilarious! Now, lets all make fun of Buddah, or Allah, or whatever the Native Americans worship! Har har har har har, SNORT! Or, I know, let's kill us some Jews!

Mockery != murder.


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21 Mar 2009, 6:45 pm

I have also heard it said Jesus might have been black, but agree that neither middle eastern nor jewish people tend to be black...but then again, I thought maybe it might be like Santa...



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21 Mar 2009, 7:54 pm

The above comic really portrays the reality so strikingly that it's almost frightening. o.o



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21 Mar 2009, 8:42 pm

Jesus almost certainly looked a lot like Palestinians do today.


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22 Mar 2009, 1:23 am

Jesus is actually a sea lamprey. True story.


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25 Mar 2009, 10:36 am

history_of_psychiatry wrote:
Jesus is actually a sea lamprey. True story.

:lol:
I can just imagine a sea lamprey being crucified XD


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25 Mar 2009, 10:52 am

Yeshua 'Nzareth was a Jew. You know Him as Jesus, the Christ.


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25 Mar 2009, 11:06 am

Well it is possible he was dark skinned due to the fact he was outside a lot and in a desert dwelling.



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25 Mar 2009, 11:07 am

Fnord wrote:
Yeshua 'Nzareth was a Jew. You know Him as Jesus, the Christ.


I just learned that in the book Manga Messiah.