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19 Oct 2021, 8:23 am

Closer to the Core of Things than most of us.

What's between the Core and the Crust of the Earth?



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19 Oct 2021, 8:27 am

Whipped cream and strawberries.

What is the distance between me and blame?


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19 Oct 2021, 8:38 am

Seventy kilohamsters.

How not to worry?


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19 Oct 2021, 10:10 am

Following the philosophy of Alfred E. Newman: "What....me worry?"

How do you sprinkle dissolved worry into your French fries?



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19 Oct 2021, 10:27 am

Aspergillus flavus makes a great sprinkler!

How to repair a hole in a road?


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19 Oct 2021, 10:41 am

Tar and Feather it!

How do you repair a hole in someone's logic?



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19 Oct 2021, 10:47 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
How do you repair a hole in someone's logic?


With an ecumenical jigsaw.

How many fish does it take to fill a pond?


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19 Oct 2021, 10:48 am

Seventeen whales, twelve dolphins and a mid sized turtle.

How do you inflate an ego?


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19 Oct 2021, 10:51 am

With more than hot air----that's for sure!

Do you believe in petting Ids?



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19 Oct 2021, 2:28 pm

I know exactly what "petting ids" means. My parents used to take me to the local petting id when I was little. Then I went blind. I'm not saying that was the cause, but I'm not saying it wasn't the cause.

Do you believe in rock and roll, and can music save your mortal soul?


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19 Oct 2021, 5:08 pm

I like British savoury pies the best. American pies can be too sweet.

Could you actually get the Chevy all the way to the Levee?



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20 Oct 2021, 8:33 am

To the Levee and up your sleeve.

Why do autumn leaves fall?


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20 Oct 2021, 8:39 am

Fall is too clingy and always trying to chase Autumn, when Fall and Autumn kept ends up both chasing Winter.


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20 Oct 2021, 8:52 am

So we can create multiple accounts for them to post nonsense and start arguments.

Same q


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20 Oct 2021, 9:09 am

To make holes in them.

Why isn't the world perfect?


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20 Oct 2021, 11:37 am

Because the builders were drunk when they built it. Other issues soon presented themselves including it was out of balance and someone forgot to switch of moron breeding mode which was meant to be for debugging the safety systems.

Why do I never win the lottery?


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