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DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 43Gender: MalePosts: 1,349Location: Dorset
It's neither one thing nor the other.What's the largest number you can think of?
magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 15,936Location: Poland
0.7How much beer can you drink during one evening?
It depends on the length of the evening.What's the standard tuning of a guitar?
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 55,927Location: Cat Party
Really good. What's the standard way to brush your teeth?
Absent mindedly.What is the correct safe internal temperature for cooked chicken?
I haven't stuck any of myself inside a chicken to find out. (Have you?)
Yes. It was pretty hot. But my probe isn't accurate.What is the best way to discourage a charity mugger?
Give him charity cups instead. How does anaesthesia work?
She's here on a graduate visa.How should I react when someone I like tells me they're marrying someone I don't like?
You silently switch minds between the two.Why are children annoying?
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 63Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
They are practising to emulate their parents.Why are there speed limits on roads?
Because speed is a very dangerous drug, and it's difficult to inject into pavement. Fill in the blanks.For every season, _____ _____ _____ .
eat your peas, son.What is a cravat?
A type of noose inflicted upon office workers.What is a didgeridoo?
Anything can be a didgeridoo if you're brave enough.Who is a boomer?
A boomer is one of those huge radio cassette players popular in the 80's than people carried around on their shoulders prior to walkmans.What is a boner?