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Joe90
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17 May 2022, 3:47 pm

I love being on the spectrum.


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I don't like autism being mentioned to me as I'm partly in denial.


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18 May 2022, 3:24 am

vlad the russian dictator is a humanitarian angel.



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18 May 2022, 6:32 am

In Australia eating kangaroo meat is illegal because kangaroos are so adorable.



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18 May 2022, 7:30 am

Being struck by lightning is only dangerous if you're wearing a tinfoil hat.



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18 May 2022, 12:56 pm

Being struck by lightning is illegal in the Democratic Republic of Congo.



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18 May 2022, 1:30 pm

Every once in awhile, when I'm bored, I push North America a little to the right.

Each individual nudge is small enough that no one has noticed what I have been doing. The cumulative effect, however, has become significant. The Atlantic Ocean is smaller and all of the heat stored in it has been compressed into a smaller area. This has been causing hurricane seasons to become progressively more severe.


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18 May 2022, 3:18 pm

You know what? I believe you.



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18 May 2022, 4:14 pm

Then, per the Wrong Planet Member's Agreement which we both signed, I believe you!


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18 May 2022, 9:08 pm

the empire state building was originally constructed upside-down. then only after realizing their mistake, they tore it down and rebuilt it the correct way.



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19 May 2022, 7:10 pm

I hate being on the spectrum as does my sister.


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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!


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19 May 2022, 9:53 pm

I wouldn't know. I'm not on the Spectrum.


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19 May 2022, 11:41 pm

having chronic lyme disease is not just as bad.



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20 May 2022, 2:53 pm

Y-fronts are coming back into fashion any day now.



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21 May 2022, 9:07 am

Recent research indicates that Australian English is superior to other versions of English. No wonder Australian accents sound more sophisticated.



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21 May 2022, 1:13 pm

Good actors can do different dialects and accents convincingly.

If an actor is good at doing an Australian accent they are an "Autist".


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22 May 2022, 9:40 pm

I wasn't loved enough and feel really lonely.

Yet I didn't turn into an ungrateful bastard who wanted more and tempted to twist anything corrupted. :twisted: Just because I can.

The reason why I'm capable of such is because I don't have autism to not allow me to.


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