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Double Retired
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23 Jul 2022, 9:32 pm

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I only flush the toilet once a week to save water.
It's not the water I'm saving. 8-O


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26 Jul 2022, 12:28 pm

I'm not sleepy at all.


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26 Jul 2022, 12:37 pm

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I'm not sleepy at all.
But I am Snow White! :queen:


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26 Jul 2022, 1:19 pm

Feeling so energetic



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27 Jul 2022, 8:15 am

Many snakes have eight vestigial limbs, a relic of their spider ancestry.


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28 Jul 2022, 1:59 pm

Kurt Vonnegut did not write Slaughterhouse 5.

Sir Isaac Asimov did.


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29 Jul 2022, 12:24 am

I love the summer heat. I love having no appetite. I love extreme thirst.


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29 Jul 2022, 5:53 am

PhosphorusDecree wrote:
Many snakes have eight vestigial limbs, a relic of their spider ancestry.
In Australia snakes evolved differently and still have eight functional legs.



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29 Jul 2022, 2:33 pm

The descendants of A.A. Milne have agreed with Disney to change Winnie-the-Pooh's name to Winnie-the-Bear because they are quite sick of all the "poo(h)" jokes people have been making for years.



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29 Jul 2022, 3:38 pm

I'm the most logical person on WP and I never cry.


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31 Jul 2022, 2:45 pm

SGT Cockney Rebel is now a new mod & has been performing duties very well.


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31 Jul 2022, 3:18 pm

In a now rare moment of bipartisan cooperation the US House of Reps has now (almost unanimously) voted to abolish the Electorial College, and to replace it with a new system of choosing Presidents. The Senate is expected to approve it with the speed of an express line!

The new more enlightened system will be...snake handling.

The opposing candidates will be forced to go to a mountain Pentacostal church and to publicly handle rattle snakes, copper heads, water moccasins, and coral snakes, in front of the congregation.

Whichever candidate survives will be the next chief executive of the land.

Australia (with its abundant supply of venomous snakes) is studying the technique as a possible means to pick its own future prime ministers.



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01 Aug 2022, 3:41 am

If you dry your vomit, it turns into cheese.



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01 Aug 2022, 6:20 am

I didn't find the above post disgusting.



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02 Aug 2022, 2:43 am

If you inject milk directly into your bloodstream, it helps you gain calcium and you feel great.



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02 Aug 2022, 3:13 am

Nope. Not hungry at all.
And nope, I did not just spent a week worth of my income solely towards food and ate all of it within a day.

Also nope. I'm still not hungry.


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