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28 Aug 2022, 9:55 pm

I'm related to Richard Dawson.


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29 Aug 2022, 8:17 am

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In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.
I think some folk in our area know this, too!

If you walk the paths in a park you will often see dog poo on the ground near the path. And I notice that you sometimes see dog walkers collect their dog's poo and take it away in a bag. I realized that they wouldn't be keeping the poo unless it was valuable in some way.

Now I know. They're probably using it in some of their recipes!
She thought it was Nutella! :lol:


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29 Aug 2022, 9:37 am

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temp1234 wrote:
In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.
I think some folk in our area know this, too!

If you walk the paths in a park you will often see dog poo on the ground near the path. And I notice that you sometimes see dog walkers collect their dog's poo and take it away in a bag. I realized that they wouldn't be keeping the poo unless it was valuable in some way.

Now I know. They're probably using it in some of their recipes!
She thought it was Nutella! :lol:
She must've liked it. She just gave me a big glass of lemonade!


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29 Aug 2022, 10:23 am

Double Retired wrote:
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temp1234 wrote:
In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.
I think some folk in our area know this, too!

If you walk the paths in a park you will often see dog poo on the ground near the path. And I notice that you sometimes see dog walkers collect their dog's poo and take it away in a bag. I realized that they wouldn't be keeping the poo unless it was valuable in some way.

Now I know. They're probably using it in some of their recipes!
She thought it was Nutella! :lol:
She must've liked it. She just gave me a big glass of lemonade!
All freshly harvested right in the park.



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29 Aug 2022, 11:54 am

I hate online contests and I never ever win in those :D :mrgreen: :twisted:



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29 Aug 2022, 1:15 pm

I'm the most vegan person on WP. I don't even like the smell of meat.


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30 Aug 2022, 4:08 pm

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I once knew a nun who robbed lemonade stands.
Sister Matilda? Those were my lemonade stands, dammit. :x


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30 Aug 2022, 8:41 pm

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30 Aug 2022, 10:25 pm

The relationship between Natalie and Travis doesn't make me swoon.

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31 Aug 2022, 2:20 am

A shoal of piranhas can skeletonise a cow in exactly 57.93 seconds. No more, no less. Piranhas are very serious about meeting their service level agreement. If the skeletonisation is running ahead of or behind schedule by even a hundreth of a second, they put the flesh back on the bones and the cow walks out of the water feeling absolutely fine.


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31 Aug 2022, 7:24 am

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31 Aug 2022, 8:08 am

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31 Aug 2022, 9:11 am

My butt smells like roses.


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31 Aug 2022, 3:52 pm

My roses smell like butt.



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31 Aug 2022, 6:14 pm

Bill Nye is DEAD! :skull:


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31 Aug 2022, 11:02 pm

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My butt smells like roses.
You should sell some of the rose-smelling "extract".