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04 Oct 2022, 4:11 am

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04 Oct 2022, 4:49 am

Spam is made of ground up trolls.



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04 Oct 2022, 9:21 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:
Spam is made of ground up trolls.
That's good to know. I was wondering what the Mods did with someone they banned.


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04 Oct 2022, 9:26 am

Double Retired wrote:
Matrix Glitch wrote:
Spam is made of ground up trolls.
That's good to know. I was wondering what the Mods did with someone they banned.


They are actually ground up into plant food, a balanced, nutritious feed for radishes.


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04 Oct 2022, 9:40 am

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04 Oct 2022, 1:42 pm

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05 Oct 2022, 8:06 am

I have 14 pet sharks. Ignore what people say, they're actually not that hard to keep. They're all in the paddling pool right now, excpet my new whale shark who's quarantining in the kitchen sink.


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05 Oct 2022, 4:24 pm

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05 Oct 2022, 9:46 pm

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06 Oct 2022, 1:57 am

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07 Oct 2022, 6:38 am

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07 Oct 2022, 9:48 am

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08 Oct 2022, 12:56 am

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08 Oct 2022, 12:53 pm

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08 Oct 2022, 4:55 pm

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12 Oct 2022, 11:19 am

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