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CockneyRebel
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15 Aug 2022, 11:36 pm

I will have a horrible sleep tonight.


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16 Aug 2022, 4:33 am

Instead of saving your money you should give it to me.



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16 Aug 2022, 4:42 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:
Instead of saving your money you should give it to me.


Excellent idea, I'll send you my savings straight away.


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16 Aug 2022, 9:55 am

I'm not reexamining myself.


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19 Aug 2022, 5:57 pm

I once ate a car.


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19 Aug 2022, 7:45 pm

I love to socialize from morning until night.


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19 Aug 2022, 8:26 pm

I checked. The vast majority of the things posted on this thread are TRUE!


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19 Aug 2022, 10:05 pm

I recorded some pretty singing today.


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19 Aug 2022, 11:00 pm

Britain is my favourite European country and I sleep in the nude under the Union Jack every night.


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20 Aug 2022, 2:09 am

PhosphorusDecree wrote:
I once ate a car.
You are inhuman. That's considered as cruelty.



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20 Aug 2022, 6:41 am

I once knew a nun who robbed lemonade stands.



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20 Aug 2022, 6:55 am

I have a good shag at 10 every evening.


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20 Aug 2022, 10:26 am

Don't look behind you. It's just me. I'm standing behind you.



Oh...and to be sure I'm on theme for this thread....

If it's my bride reading this...I.m standing behind you because I made some coffee for you and brought it to you. You know how much I love coffee.


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20 Aug 2022, 1:41 pm

I co-founded Google.



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20 Aug 2022, 10:33 pm

House warming is a problem that is caused by pollution in the house.



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21 Aug 2022, 4:44 am

It's easy for me to change.


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