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21 Aug 2022, 3:33 pm

I have already moved out of my house & into my apartment.


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21 Aug 2022, 4:41 pm

Wales is full of tiger farms. They're farmed both for their meat and their colourful wool.


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22 Aug 2022, 3:04 am

I'm not trying new things.


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22 Aug 2022, 6:53 am

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27 Aug 2022, 6:57 pm

With great difficulty I caught a whole bunch of no-see-ums. At least I think I did.

And I taught them how to fly in different entertaining formations. Probably.

And now they are across the room doing a fancy aerial ballet for me. I hope...actually it is kind of hard to see them.


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27 Aug 2022, 7:21 pm

Double Retired wrote:
With great difficulty I caught a whole bunch of no-see-ums. At least I think I did.

And I taught them how to fly in different entertaining formations. Probably.

And now they are across the room doing a fancy aerial ballet for me. I hope...actually it is kind of hard to see them.
Um...wait a second...I don't see them...er...I mean I don't think they're there anymore...if they ever were...

If you see them...uh...I mean if you find them please feel free to catch them and keep them for your own entertainment.


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27 Aug 2022, 8:53 pm

Covid was created by dogs in order to make their humans spend more time with them at home.



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27 Aug 2022, 9:02 pm

In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.



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27 Aug 2022, 9:28 pm

I'm skinny and I speak with a Cockney accent.


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28 Aug 2022, 8:57 am

If you study Divinity and you're really good at it, you become a God. This is why seminary teachers use inaccurate textbooks.


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28 Aug 2022, 12:32 pm

temp1234 wrote:
In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.
I think some folk in our area know this, too!

If you walk the paths in a park you will often see dog poo on the ground near the path. And I notice that you sometimes see dog walkers collect their dog's poo and take it away in a bag. I realized that they wouldn't be keeping the poo unless it was valuable in some way.

Now I know. They're probably using it in some of their recipes!


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28 Aug 2022, 1:05 pm

Trump was just packing the family china.

He didnt realize that the packing material he was wrapping cups and dishes in, and lining the boxes with, was ...wadded up top secret nuclear weapons documents.

Havent we all made that mistake while moving?



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28 Aug 2022, 2:29 pm

Double Retired wrote:
temp1234 wrote:
In Australia we barbecue dog poo and cat poo until all the germs are gone. They are actually delicious. No wonder dogs eat their own poo.
I think some folk in our area know this, too!

If you walk the paths in a park you will often see dog poo on the ground near the path. And I notice that you sometimes see dog walkers collect their dog's poo and take it away in a bag. I realized that they wouldn't be keeping the poo unless it was valuable in some way.

Now I know. They're probably using it in some of their recipes!



It makes a nice soup, too.


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28 Aug 2022, 2:48 pm

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28 Aug 2022, 2:50 pm

I'm not thinking about dragon panties.



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28 Aug 2022, 9:08 pm

I got kicked out of the Scooby-Doo gang because instead of saying something like "Zoinks!" or "Jeepers!" when surprised, I would say "Flatulent floods of fecal matter!" 8O