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Raleigh
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24 May 2021, 4:28 am

Thread here in random that's far better than any comedy routine I've seen lately. :lol:


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02 Jul 2021, 5:03 pm

Our betta fish didn't recognize me for a second and flared at me. He's fine now though because he immediately realized it was me. lol


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07 Jul 2021, 1:40 pm

not funny really but my husband thought it was hilarious -

so one time i was sitting outside the pub with my husband and 2 of his friends and my husband decided to do a challenge where drink as much beer as you can without burping
i dont drink of course but i had lemonade and he insisted that i try so stupid me did
i felt extremely nauseas after and i thought i was going to throw up and it wasnt a pleasant feeling
then i felt pressure in my chest and i stood up quickly because i thought this is it im going to be sick
but i involuntarily leant forward like i was going to be sick but the only thing that happened was a huge burp
my husband and his friends werent expecting that and neither was i
my husband has that kinda sense of humour and couldnt stop laughing for days after that

i didntt find it funny though its gross and childish and im never doing a stupid things like that again


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07 Jul 2021, 4:45 pm

This was my cat. She came home from her walk and plopped down right into the sink to chill.



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02 Aug 2021, 4:17 pm

Thinking of possible reactions my mom may exhibit when I tell her about my apartment.


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03 Aug 2021, 5:25 pm

I mocked my dog cleaning himself to joke with him, and he genuinely looked offended and now won't look at me. :lol: The fact he knows I was mocking him is so funny.


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05 Aug 2021, 3:47 am

pictures of Denver the guilty dog


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20 Aug 2021, 5:53 am

There is actually a chocolate bar called that sold on Amazon. I wonder what it tastes like….. :lol:

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20 Aug 2021, 6:02 pm

Remembering a dream I had where someone said, "Your pizza is getting murdered!"

A young boy said back, "Pizza? I didn't ask for any pizza!"


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22 Aug 2021, 3:23 pm


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25 Aug 2021, 9:01 pm

The dog wagging his tail and trying to play with me because I was stimming. lol


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I also enjoy learning + cataloguing information about different types of animals and plants.

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Your broader autism cluster (Aspie) score: 144 of 200.
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27 Aug 2021, 1:40 pm

I tried to get my dog to chase me, and after circling him a bit to try to get his attention I started patting his head and going "duck", and when I finally went "goose" and ran he chased me. :lol: Now I wonder if I can get him to play that for real.


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I use he/him pronouns.

I like playing video games, watching cartoons and anime, reading, and cooking.

I also enjoy learning + cataloguing information about different types of animals and plants.

Empathy Quotient: 34/80
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Friendship Quotient: 56/140
Autism Quotient: 36/80

RAADS-R: 169

CAT-Q: 153
Compensation: 57
Masking: 47
Assimilation: 49

Your broader autism cluster (Aspie) score: 144 of 200.
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 63 of 200.
You are very likely on the broader autism cluster (Aspie).


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27 Aug 2021, 2:34 pm

I'm 1/4th Hawaiian and I approve this message. :lol:


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27 Aug 2021, 11:47 pm

i'm 1/2 japanese and i also approve :wtg: