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25 Jan 2022, 12:08 am

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i'm thankful i aged out of the rat race.

I'm doing this for 'fun'.
And possibly to emotionally scar vulnerable people for life.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:09 am

Doberdoofus wrote:
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Your surname is Bally :lol:

That's fine talk coming from a doberdoofus.


My surname is Doberdoofus, my first name is Major.

You forgot your middle name: Pain


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25 Jan 2022, 12:16 am

Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i'm thankful i aged out of the rat race.

I'm doing this for 'fun'.
And possibly to emotionally scar vulnerable people for life.




4. In my contract please add tuna and extra-strength emotional antibiotics.



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25 Jan 2022, 12:17 am

Your middle name is: roundtheflag


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25 Jan 2022, 12:21 am

IL's middle name is: Roundacatsneck

AB's middle name is: Yougladiposted


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25 Jan 2022, 12:24 am

^ :lol:


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25 Jan 2022, 12:28 am

Raleigh, maybe ask if you can use WP all day long at work without missing any threads.



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25 Jan 2022, 12:33 am

I mentioned that I could deliver a sensory hell workshop.
Participants must wear burlap for the day and perform their normal duties sitting on a spike under disco lights with death metal from one speaker and the Prime ministers address from the other one at full volume while being blasted with ice and roasted with fire and spinning plates on sticks.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:36 am

Ohhh, I can send you a link for Tinnitus noises as well.
And add in some intense scents like maybe a rat's arse or perfume.
And then give them an acquired brain injury too!


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Senses Working Overtime - XTC



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25 Jan 2022, 12:46 am

Damn.
And I bathed last night.
I could have been the rats arse in the room.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:49 am

when i was young and full of stinky testosterone, i often had to bathe twice per day, thoroughly, to keep people from being skunked out by me. :oops:



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25 Jan 2022, 12:53 am

I had nightsweats for a couple of nights then forgot there was such a thing as bathing.
Like, gee, I stink
But can't put it together that bathing is the solution for that.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:01 am

i have a relative in that situation. i am diplomatic. in close quarters in Uncle Sam's Army it was brutally put to me that i needed to wash my goat-smellin' @$$ daily [their language towards me]. took me a while before the :idea: clicked on in me noggin that i like it when i smell nice and am nice and clean and grease-free and my hair is silky smooth down my back and not greazy and stringy. it makes me feel more human.



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25 Jan 2022, 1:09 am

I read that a lot of autistic people hate showering because of the sensory reasons, and a lot of ADHD people hate it because it's constant change or flux: dressed to not dressed, dry to wet, wet to soap, soap to shampoo, hot to cold, wet to dry, etc. It's a lot of overwhelm. Sometimes I wish there was a magic button for me to get my hair washed without all the fuss.



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25 Jan 2022, 1:21 am

I detest showering.
I would rather sit in a tub and flannel myself.
I'll tip my head forward to wash my hair under a tap or hose so I don't get the water on my body.
No soap.
I have a fragrance free, everything free organic shampoo
But I'll often just use water
I have dry skin so don't really get that greasy.
I don't often stink either
Believe it or not.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:24 am

^^you are fortunate to not often be skunky. even now in my old age i get ripe pretty quick-like, like more than 2 days past a good shower.