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04 Oct 2021, 5:18 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Why do pizza places always smell like pizza?


Oh, that's a tricky one. :lol: :lol:


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04 Oct 2021, 6:32 pm

Why do garbage trucks smell like garbage?


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04 Oct 2021, 6:33 pm

Why do gas stations smell like gasoline?



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04 Oct 2021, 8:59 pm

Why are so many posts here questions?


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05 Oct 2021, 2:34 pm

Are vampires real?


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05 Oct 2021, 6:47 pm

is real real?



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05 Oct 2021, 9:34 pm

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10 Oct 2021, 10:15 pm

Enjoying crowds is always good.


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11 Oct 2021, 2:27 am

What's the best ingredients for candles out there?
75% saltpetre, 15% charcoal, and 10% sulfur...


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11 Oct 2021, 3:40 pm

Charcoal is the best method to lose weight!


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11 Oct 2021, 5:08 pm

the best way to lose weight is to cease living, your weight will surely, inexorably decline to zip.



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11 Oct 2021, 6:12 pm

A simple 30-minute walk once every day will help you lose weight within one week.


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11 Oct 2021, 6:57 pm

In case of emergency, please do not call 911/112.


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