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15 Oct 2021, 2:19 pm

The same one who stole the cookies from the cookies jar.

How do you feel about Andromeda Galaxy?


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15 Oct 2021, 2:23 pm

I prefer the Mars Galaxy myself. It tastes better.

Do you use storms to hide farts?


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15 Oct 2021, 2:31 pm

Of course! Especially in opera!

Do you ever drink C2H5OH?


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15 Oct 2021, 3:19 pm

No but I got crapped on by a pigeon once.

Are thunder and lightning really, really frightening?


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15 Oct 2021, 3:21 pm

Galileo, no!

Whose mama is really Mamamia?


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15 Oct 2021, 3:39 pm

Beelzebub.

Who thundered on my parade?


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15 Oct 2021, 6:23 pm

My mother. Sorry about that.


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15 Oct 2021, 6:28 pm

Sylvia Plath was the greatest discus thrower of her generation. The record she set at the 1949 Scranton Olympics was only broken fifty years later.

Why are Boston Dynamics so mean to their robots?


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15 Oct 2021, 7:10 pm

Because of a legend that claims robots are actually the lost species of fish somewhere 3 million years ago.
It was a tasty fish. And people were disappointed to find when they tried robots...


What would a decent chef puts in a dish?


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16 Oct 2021, 8:02 am

Orphans.

Who are Simon and Garfunkel?


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16 Oct 2021, 8:12 am

A cat and his human, from a well-known cartoon.

Why do cats have triangular ears?


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16 Oct 2021, 8:18 am

magz wrote:
Why do cats have triangular ears?


Because they were designed to hear only in the Euclidean auditory Spectrum.

Why don't fish eat pizza?


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16 Oct 2021, 8:24 am

They'd transform into eggless slime. They're programmed to avoid that.


Explain blushing.


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16 Oct 2021, 9:08 am

Edna3362 wrote:
Explain blushing.


Blushing is an autonomic response triggered by the presence of intelligent extraterrestrial life within 1 Astronomical Unit of the blusher.

Where's Waldo? ("Where's Wally?", for UKians)


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16 Oct 2021, 9:28 am

Looking for his glasses.

Where is the nearest White Dwarf star?



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16 Oct 2021, 9:46 am

You would need to ask Dave, Rimmer, Kryten and the Cat.

Do bears realise their heads are sore?


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