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28 Oct 2021, 7:47 am

It was a necessary adaptation to the Great Shell Shortages of 250million B.C. You're probably too young to remember.

What happens when you squat too much?



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28 Oct 2021, 7:51 am

You turn into a squid.

What happens when you sit for too long?


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28 Oct 2021, 7:54 am

You can't stand it any longer! :evil:

What is the goal for a soccer player when he/she is a defender?



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28 Oct 2021, 7:55 am

They break down often and leak oil to mark their territory.

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28 Oct 2021, 7:59 am

Shifting the goal posts.

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28 Oct 2021, 8:10 am

Wibble! Wibble!

At what point does a beggar become a silly beggar?


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28 Oct 2021, 8:13 am

When somebody knocks the beggar silly with a beer bottle after the beggar pestered that somebody too much.

At what point do you get tired of not being able to afford a can-opener?



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28 Oct 2021, 8:33 am

When my teeth can no longer open the can.

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28 Oct 2021, 12:56 pm

When the tuna was growling to get out from inside the sardine can.

Sardines, or Spam?



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28 Oct 2021, 1:18 pm

Toenails.

Who is the leader of China?


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28 Oct 2021, 1:54 pm

Whoever anyone greets someone with 'yo!'.


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28 Oct 2021, 3:39 pm

If you're Vietnamese: Indo is the leader of China.

What was the Tet Offensive?



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28 Oct 2021, 4:11 pm

It's the sub-title to the next The Fast and The Furious movie.

Sausages: how long is too long?



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28 Oct 2021, 8:07 pm

When they're too long to swallow whole.

Why are toy bears called "teddy bears"?


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28 Oct 2021, 8:14 pm

Murihiku wrote:
Why are toy bears called "teddy bears"?

Because the original versions each had a spring-driven gramophone inside, and were advertised as "TED Talks"

Why is the sky higher than the ground?


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29 Oct 2021, 2:55 am

The sky got banned from the ground for stealing and overconsumption of herbs and mushrooms.


How to make a paper pulp?


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