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12 Jul 2022, 3:22 am

The same reason why it's illegal to use a water gun or a water hose in a public library.

Who's going to inherit those nightmares?

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12 Jul 2022, 5:03 am

The highest bidder.

Why are luxury items expensive?

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12 Jul 2022, 8:01 am

Because nobody wants them.

Where did I leave my car keys? ... erm and where did I leave my car?

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12 Jul 2022, 9:28 am

In a radish patch. With a reddish tinge...
No, that's not blood, it's basically ketchup -- made of squished tomatoes.
Also your car is crashed onto a tomato garden...

... Whose garden was that?

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12 Jul 2022, 9:43 am

It was your garden! Well when I say garden, I mean yard, erm I mean concrete patch.

Where do all the vegetables go when they die?

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13 Jul 2022, 12:15 am

They go to the garden in the sky if they’re good, or down the garbage disposal underground if they bad

What’s the secret behind the classic coin vanish trick

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13 Jul 2022, 2:06 am

Being able to suspend time.

Why is air invisible?

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13 Jul 2022, 8:14 am

Because this is not invisible:

Why is that chair not invisible?

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13 Jul 2022, 8:36 am

It is invisible but someone spray painted it.

Why do people use chairs?

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13 Jul 2022, 8:45 am

Using chairs is much better than sitting on nails!

Why can't the sky be pink?

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13 Jul 2022, 9:50 pm

Because I spray painted it in reverse photochromic -- it becomes transparent when it's exposed to light and darkens when it's not.

Where do flowers came from?

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13 Jul 2022, 10:07 pm

Flowers are actually Mother Earth's fingers reaching out in order to grope everything - that is why you should never frolic in a field if flowers. What are trees then, you ask? :oops:

Why does it take so long to board a flight?