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28 Nov 2022, 6:30 am

some carbon, first of all. then some motor oil. Sautee them in iron skillet at low temperature for an hour. mix in some wild rice. apply blow torch to the rice just for a second or two.

how do you make a hormone?



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28 Nov 2022, 6:37 am

Use your tongue. ;-)

Where is the best place to get a bicycle?


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28 Nov 2022, 6:50 am

Beijing.
There are nine million bicycles there.

Where should I sell my bicycle?


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28 Nov 2022, 9:42 am

trade it in on a new ford mustang at the auto dealer.

will humankind ever discover how to move into different dimensions of reality?



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28 Nov 2022, 11:20 am

This has already happened as evidenced by Elon Musk and Donald Trump who live in an entirely different dimension of reality to everyone else.

What day does Christmas fall on this year?


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29 Nov 2022, 2:25 am

jan. 3.

when will be the second coming?



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29 Nov 2022, 4:37 am

It was 863 years ago.

Where has my guitar gone? I can't find it anywhere.


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29 Nov 2022, 5:06 am

A musician's store. Don't worry, it will come back right after giving birth to a couple of cute ukuleles.

What has my piano been drinking?


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29 Nov 2022, 7:21 am

bluesy absinthe.

what has the GOP been drinking?



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29 Nov 2022, 9:39 am

Blood of unborn babies.

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29 Nov 2022, 9:39 am

Butterflies and spiders.



What does butterflies tastes like?


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29 Nov 2022, 9:42 am

Butter and batteries.

What's on the bottom of the sea?


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29 Nov 2022, 9:58 am

A magical winter wonderland.

What lies inside the core of the Earth?



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29 Nov 2022, 10:05 am

The core of the earth is a magnet which attracts singular socks, so currently it is a mass of odd socks.

Can I get away with murder?


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29 Nov 2022, 10:07 am

Maybe if you murdered a dog?

Same question.



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29 Nov 2022, 10:08 am

Send the body directly to the hell.

What does the Heaven look like?


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