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Murihiku
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16 Jun 2022, 5:54 am

Paints faces onto cacti and uses them as voodoo dolls.


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16 Jun 2022, 10:47 am

Received an anonymous parcel earlier today....it was a hacked up voodoo doll of himself.

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16 Jun 2022, 4:42 pm

Stares at the tumbleweed rolling past...



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17 Jun 2022, 6:15 am

wishes that the tumbleweed would finally say something back.


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17 Jun 2022, 10:16 am

The tumbleweed has spoken.



Murihiku
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18 Jun 2022, 8:52 am

Is the official spokesperson for the Almighty Tumbleweed.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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19 Jun 2022, 8:12 am

Often rolls around in his garden, pretending to be tumbleweed.



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20 Jun 2022, 8:59 pm

Tried to kick a tumbleweed, but ended up tripping over it instead.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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23 Jun 2022, 9:37 am

Walks around with a post it note on his facial hair.



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23 Jun 2022, 11:03 pm

^ Grow a beard large enough, and you can fit more than just post-it notes in there. I know from experience. ;)

Dislikes beards so much, she goes around putting post-it notes on bearded men saying "Shave me, PLEASE!".


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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24 Jun 2022, 9:01 am

Oh dear. :lol:

Collects fairy dust with his beard.



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25 Jun 2022, 3:33 am

Sprinkles fairy dust onto regular bread to make fairy bread.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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25 Jun 2022, 11:54 am

Can summon a unicorn with his beard.



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26 Jun 2022, 9:17 am

Plays in an orchestra with unicorn horns.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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26 Jun 2022, 6:19 pm

Several of the missing WP members are hiding in his beard.