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Doberdoofus
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27 Nov 2022, 9:56 pm

^ My Aussie reading skills are up to scratch, does it say ....'hands' to build a house but...'hearts' to build a home?


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27 Nov 2022, 9:58 pm

I'm not sure. ^
I stopped on the third word.


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27 Nov 2022, 10:02 pm

^ Was that aimed at me, or are you just admitting you're a nail juice guzzling Jezebel.


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27 Nov 2022, 10:03 pm

Nah, I'm psychic. ^


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27 Nov 2022, 10:08 pm

Flavours are vomit, gag and Dysphagia.

Loves wobbling like a weeble.


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27 Nov 2022, 10:10 pm

My cousins had weebles and I thought they were the weirdest things.
I liked those little wooden people with the big hole on the bottom. ( :scratch: )
Fisher-Price I think.

Commandeers their own snot rockets.



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29 Nov 2022, 1:50 pm

Goes around saying, that government is destroying the cloud systems.


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29 Nov 2022, 3:47 pm

Has a thumb fetish.


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30 Nov 2022, 6:27 am

Has a mint coating.


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30 Nov 2022, 6:28 am

Has forgotten to take his tic and flea treatment again.


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30 Nov 2022, 6:35 am

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30 Nov 2022, 6:37 am

Trains his fleas to operate computer servers and is being head hunted by Elon Musk.


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30 Nov 2022, 7:22 am

Is partially made from pine logs.


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30 Nov 2022, 7:26 am

Is in trouble with his neighbours for leaving logs on their doorsteps.


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30 Nov 2022, 9:20 am

Is in trouble with his neighbours for inviting them to a vegan barbecue.


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30 Nov 2022, 10:43 am

Crashed my barbecue but didn't bring any food. Cheeky sod drank all my wine too before passing out paralytic in my turnip patch.


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