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06 Sep 2022, 1:16 pm

Your fault I searched 'candy underwear' images to post in bizarre, but couldn't find anything PG enough for WP.

My search history. :oops: :evil:


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06 Sep 2022, 2:16 pm

Your fault for having a computer.


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07 Sep 2022, 7:56 am

Your fault for showing her how to use the Internet.


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07 Sep 2022, 9:40 am

Your fault I'm going to test my developed skills on you. :twisted:


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07 Sep 2022, 9:44 am

It's your fault I'm choking on delicious, rubbery mucous.



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07 Sep 2022, 1:02 pm

:eew:

It's your fault WP needs to hand out mind bleach to posters!


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07 Sep 2022, 1:21 pm

A lobotomy would work just as well. I blame you for not suggesting it yet.


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07 Sep 2022, 1:29 pm

I did! Muesli banned it because it went all wrong on you.....you're a vegetable now. :evil:


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07 Sep 2022, 1:47 pm

Ah that explains it. I blame you for the crude stitching all round my head. And where did that bolt come from that is through my neck?


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11 Sep 2022, 9:49 am

I blame you for not living up to your creator's lofty expectations ... and then stealing his name!


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11 Sep 2022, 9:53 am

It's your fault for not supplying her with better (and fresher) parts to assembly me from.


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13 Sep 2022, 11:59 am

It's your fault I've reassembled you and accidentally attached your head between your butt cheeks. If only you stopped whining like a fart! :P


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13 Sep 2022, 12:38 pm

Your fault for having no sense of direction.


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14 Sep 2022, 3:43 am

Your fault for not being able to decorate spaces.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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14 Sep 2022, 3:47 am

I blame you for trying to hang wallpaper on thin air.


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15 Sep 2022, 9:18 am

I blame you for the rain we're supposed to receive this weekend.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)