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Spiderpig
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18 Oct 2016, 2:47 pm

Congratulate Sylkat for knowing how to type, not to mention being able to use language at all, at one year old :P

By the way, welcome back!


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19 Oct 2016, 2:58 am

Cruise control was invented so that drivers can nap behind the wheel, so by all means get shut eye while your car drives itself on cruise control.



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20 Oct 2016, 6:22 pm

Think you're so clever.


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30 Oct 2016, 7:27 pm

Ask anyone wearing a Confederate Flag logo to donate to the United Negro College Fund.


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31 Oct 2016, 7:13 pm

Only say "sorry" when you mean it.


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31 Oct 2016, 7:31 pm

drink antifreeze because it tastes good.



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31 Oct 2016, 8:12 pm

Drain cleaner can also be used as mouthwash.


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02 Nov 2016, 6:14 pm

Wear bowling pins as earrings.


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02 Nov 2016, 9:47 pm

Mix bleach and ammonia together in a sealed room.


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02 Nov 2016, 9:53 pm

Do nothing all day. It will help you accomplish your dreams.


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02 Nov 2016, 9:58 pm

If you are psychotic, double-down.



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03 Nov 2016, 5:59 pm

vote twice for trump to counteract the "vote rigging."



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04 Nov 2016, 3:21 am

If you are working class, vote GOP so you can have your only chance at real healthcare taken from you.



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04 Nov 2016, 5:03 pm

Calling something "gay" is actually calling it cool, try complimenting your local gangs on how cool their motorbikes or cars are with this.


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04 Nov 2016, 5:34 pm

step in front of a bus, it will give you a whole new perspective.



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05 Nov 2016, 2:32 pm

To lose weight, just step on pinto beans for half an hour every day.


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