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SaveFerris
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08 Jun 2019, 4:18 pm

Play Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol and insist on going first


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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard


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08 Jun 2019, 8:49 pm

Trust anyone that looks nice



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09 Jun 2019, 2:46 am

vote GOP



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09 Jun 2019, 3:24 am

Go to bed and get out of bed at inconsistent times everyday.
Mess up the body's circadian rhythm.
Get the endocrine system out of whack.
11AM, 12AM, 1AM, 2AM, 3AM, 4AM, 5AM, 6AM.



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09 Jun 2019, 9:09 am

"do your best" sounds good

But two cars crash

Both did their best

At least one driver has to pay

"Do your best" at what?

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is more like it

Balanced "life"

You can't measure your "best"

Your "best" is constantly changing

:ninja: :mrgreen:



jkwon23
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09 Jun 2019, 9:25 pm

Don't ever do any cardiovascular exercise.



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09 Jun 2019, 10:27 pm

Go to college



jkwon23
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10 Jun 2019, 3:19 am

Don't shower for a week.



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10 Jun 2019, 5:09 am

jkwon23 wrote:
Don't shower for a week.

...before your first date. Let your pheromones do the job!


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11 Jun 2019, 5:53 am

eat a car.



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11 Jun 2019, 10:54 am

Don't do any kind of physical exercise at all, except for lifting fork to mouth and testing your sugar tolerance by drinking sodas all day.



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11 Jun 2019, 11:38 am

To get extra flavour, eat the packet as well.



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11 Jun 2019, 4:22 pm

Try to eat chicken tartar.



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12 Jun 2019, 5:05 am

eat a pizza made out of broken glass, glue and arsenic.



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12 Jun 2019, 9:08 am

And repeatedly oven the oven door and sniff it while it's baking



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12 Jun 2019, 12:27 pm

If at first you don't succeed, give up and wallow in your own misery. Fall in depression, start doing drugs, get addicted, lose your job, your loved ones and your house. Start selling drugs for the organised criminals. Get accidentally implicated in a murder, spend the better of your life in jail. Manage to escape after a zombie apocalypse. Find and put down your zombie child. Let yourself be eaten alive out of despair.