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07 Aug 2022, 9:39 am

There's nothing to worry about if you're a spud though


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07 Aug 2022, 3:54 pm

A naked potato is very a-peeling.


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07 Aug 2022, 4:08 pm

There's not mushroom for that, though.


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08 Aug 2022, 4:19 am

I almost artichoked on my coffee.


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08 Aug 2022, 7:06 am

Don't worry, there's no need to turnip to the hospital.


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08 Aug 2022, 8:24 am

I've bean there, popped in for a pea.


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09 Aug 2022, 9:45 am

It's not apeeling - they're slashing those facilities.


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09 Aug 2022, 10:38 am

That's too bad. I guess you can't a peas everyone. :(


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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09 Aug 2022, 12:18 pm

Can't even have a leek in peace.


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10 Aug 2022, 9:13 am

Lettuce give you some privacy, then.


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10 Aug 2022, 11:46 am

Nurse, fetch the screens.


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11 Aug 2022, 3:55 am

Scrub that, get some greens.


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11 Aug 2022, 6:00 am

Don't forget to buy some beans.


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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11 Aug 2022, 6:28 am

That's all well and good but I can't find anywhere supermarkets that sell hot toast.


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12 Aug 2022, 5:04 am

With all the hot weather you've been having, surely you could just leave some slices of bread outside.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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12 Aug 2022, 7:08 am

Tried that. The pigeons thoroughly enjoyed it.


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