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Radish
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03 Aug 2022, 9:07 am

Personally, on my toast, I like a little hamster jam.


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03 Aug 2022, 11:09 am

Just make sure it's not hamster blood. :pale:


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03 Aug 2022, 11:49 am

Oh gosh no, that would be barbaric. I drink the blood first.


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03 Aug 2022, 11:50 am

And just in time for tea


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03 Aug 2022, 11:51 am

Hmmm. Hamster tea and biscuits.


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03 Aug 2022, 11:52 am

The vegans won't be pleased


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03 Aug 2022, 11:53 am

I make an effort to only eat vegans.


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03 Aug 2022, 1:19 pm

I just move them around my plate


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03 Aug 2022, 3:40 pm

Vegans on toast is nice, but needs some Worcester sauce. You've got to remove the bones though first or it's a bit too crunchy.


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03 Aug 2022, 3:43 pm

You could always make the bones into elaborate chopsticks


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03 Aug 2022, 3:44 pm

I'll give that a go, though the femurs may be a bit big and heavy.


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03 Aug 2022, 3:45 pm

:lol:

If you hollow them out you can use them to stash your napkins in


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03 Aug 2022, 3:47 pm

Great idea, I think we should set up a shop together selling such items. I'll catch 'em and gut 'em and you make the fancy goods to sell.


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04 Aug 2022, 8:15 am

You're both under arrest!


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04 Aug 2022, 8:33 am

Not if we convert you into trinkets first! :P


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04 Aug 2022, 4:01 pm

I like food - I never eat anything else.


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