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Where_am_I
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08 Aug 2022, 1:20 pm

Banned for collaborating with Quentin Tarantino for his next movie starring my feet.


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08 Aug 2022, 1:43 pm

Banned for wanting Big Foot as your stunt double.


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09 Aug 2022, 9:54 am

Banned for not needing a stunt double, as radishes are quite restricted in their acting capabilities.


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09 Aug 2022, 10:32 am

Banned because it'd be pretty easy to just draw some dramatic faces on them, wouldn't it?


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09 Aug 2022, 11:24 am

To be or not to be said the radish to the cook... moments before the cook decided the radish was not to be. Banned for impugning radishes acting ability.


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10 Aug 2022, 8:01 am

Banned for hiding out in Avebury.


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10 Aug 2022, 8:04 am

Banned for keeping a pet earwig in his basement lair.


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10 Aug 2022, 9:03 am

Banned for making wigs out of his ear hair.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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There's the rub, the task.


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10 Aug 2022, 11:57 am

Banned for making wings out of his ears.


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10 Aug 2022, 12:56 pm

Banned for creating Radio Gaga


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11 Aug 2022, 3:54 am

Banned for being gaga.


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11 Aug 2022, 7:21 am

Banned for using illegally imported fertilisers on your vegetable patch.


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11 Aug 2022, 8:39 am

Banned for putting your own personal organic "waste" on your roses and claiming it improves their aroma.


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11 Aug 2022, 8:58 am

Banned for adding yours to pancakes and claiming it improves the taste. :eew:


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11 Aug 2022, 10:02 am

Banned for having a faecal obsession.


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11 Aug 2022, 10:11 am

Banned for having parties to encourage such obsessions.


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