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Double Retired
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02 Aug 2022, 4:28 pm

It took me awhile but I finally found the OFF switch for the Internet.

I flipped the switch last week and the Internet has been off since then.

But you might not have noticed, yet, that the Internet is off. It was so full of garbage it will take some time for it all to flow out to computers, phones, etc.


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02 Aug 2022, 8:47 pm

I've been away from WP a lot these days.


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03 Aug 2022, 2:24 am

Canada is the largest state of the USA.



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03 Aug 2022, 3:57 am

I don't burp or fart.


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03 Aug 2022, 4:01 am

The best pick up line in the world is, "smell my finger".



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03 Aug 2022, 9:02 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:
The best pick up line in the world is, "smell my finger".


It worked on all three of my wives. At the same time.


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06 Aug 2022, 3:20 pm

My bigoted uncles recently accepted the fact that the spectrum is real, that it is okay for a man upon graduating from high school to not enlist in the US Armed Forces (spectrum & NT alike) at all and that a woman can be single for as long as she wants.


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06 Aug 2022, 4:54 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:
The best pick up line in the world is, "smell my finger".
You miss-spelled "pull".


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07 Aug 2022, 11:43 am

temp1234 wrote:
Canada is the largest state of the USA.


Youve gotten it backwards.

The United States is the largest province of Canada!



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07 Aug 2022, 11:47 am

Double Retired wrote:
Matrix Glitch wrote:
The best pick up line in the world is, "smell my finger".
You miss-spelled "pull".


:lol:


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08 Aug 2022, 9:30 pm

My butt smells like roses.


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09 Aug 2022, 5:12 am

Teasing a cop is the best way to get out of a ticket.



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09 Aug 2022, 1:52 pm

Red, white and blue are my colours.


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10 Aug 2022, 3:08 am

I have nose-canceling headphones, whatever they are.



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15 Aug 2022, 7:09 pm

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Former sort-of U.S. President Trump is now in legal jeopardy in multiple U.S. jurisdictions.

If his legal problems get serious enough he will likely flee the country and go to Puerto Rico.
Trump's passports have been confiscated so now he can't flee to Puerto Rico. (He would already be there but he was having trouble getting a visa.)

Russia and North Korea were his first choices until he found out they don't have McDonald's.


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15 Aug 2022, 8:13 pm

This sentence is False.