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Radish
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10 Aug 2022, 8:03 am

Can transform into a bat.


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10 Aug 2022, 9:06 am

Can secretly transform into multiple vegetables, and posts in various forums each as a different vegetable.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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10 Aug 2022, 11:42 am

Drives a piano stool.


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10 Aug 2022, 11:52 am

Sleeps inside an airtight storage container, to maintain freshness.


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10 Aug 2022, 12:57 pm

Hides inside movie theaters hoping to scare citizens.


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10 Aug 2022, 4:28 pm

Can tap-dance to Das wohltemperierte Klavier.


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11 Aug 2022, 2:27 am

Lines his shoes with pancakes for extra comfort



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11 Aug 2022, 3:51 am

Eats said pancakes after they have been tenderised by Cornflakes feet.


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11 Aug 2022, 6:17 am

Shreds pancakes into little pieces and eats them with milk like cornflakes.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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11 Aug 2022, 6:26 am

^ That doesn't sound half bad actually.

Uses pancakes to blow his nose on.


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11 Aug 2022, 7:46 am

Wears a large blueberry pancake as a hat



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11 Aug 2022, 8:38 am

Makes entire suits of clothing from pancakes.


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11 Aug 2022, 9:00 am

Wraps himself in pancakes before pooping himself.


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11 Aug 2022, 10:01 am

:eew:

Goes to poo flinging parties.


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11 Aug 2022, 11:28 am

Stole my stress balls.


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11 Aug 2022, 1:54 pm

Ouch! Get off them! They're mine! 8O


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