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15 Aug 2022, 4:24 am

She heard there was good music on The Dark Side of the Moon.

Why does glass brake?



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15 Aug 2022, 5:09 am

Glass tends to "brake" when it is going too fast and is in risk of collision. If it doesn't "brake" hard enough then it collides, typically with the floor where it tends to "break". :P

Why does the moon shine at night?


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15 Aug 2022, 5:13 am

The moon is a giant lighthouse in the sky. There's even a man living inside who operates it.

What should we do with the drunken sailor, early in the morning?


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15 Aug 2022, 8:36 am

Bury him raw in a radish patch alive, preferably with a pulse and breathing


Who would replace cherries on top of confectioneries with cherry tomatoes?!


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15 Aug 2022, 9:25 pm

Paula Dean

Would you like to be a dog for a day?


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17 Aug 2022, 3:25 am

Yes, I'd like to be Barney Bear for a day barking at officer Dibble.

Why do dogs chase postmen / postwomen?


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17 Aug 2022, 12:03 pm

Because APAB

Why is a raven like a writing desk?



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18 Aug 2022, 6:03 am

Because he writes rock n roll and becomes very kinky.

Why couldn't I watch Call The Midwife yesterday?


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18 Aug 2022, 6:12 am

Because that's when alien invaders hijacked all the TV stations to deliver an ultimatum to the people of Earth.

Which is prettier, a spider or a slug?


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18 Aug 2022, 8:14 am

A banana.

Why is the sky blue?



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18 Aug 2022, 3:53 pm

It isn't, it's red. You must be colour-blind. :P

Why is grass brown?


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18 Aug 2022, 11:12 pm

I never knew the grass was blue

Why do people like to get drunk?


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18 Aug 2022, 11:14 pm

It’s good for their livers.

What should I do tomorrow?


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19 Aug 2022, 5:06 am

Nothing that you can't put off until the day after.

Where is my delivery, it's already a day late?


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19 Aug 2022, 7:17 am

Not really.
You went backwards in time.
You're a day too early.


What's in a box full of boxes?


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19 Aug 2022, 7:33 am

An infinite regression resulting in a box that opens in another dimension inhabited by sentient boxes.

Why is there a cloud outside my window that looks like a huge flying saucer?


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