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15 Jul 2022, 11:28 am

Actually, it's completely appropriate because he farts every time you're near him.

Do Radishes fart?


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15 Jul 2022, 12:17 pm

Not at all, radishes only dispense pleasingly aromatic aromas abundant in healthy vitamins. :P

Is Where_am_I still lost somewhere in the Uzbek mountains?


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15 Jul 2022, 12:38 pm

You make horse Radish sause out of radishes.



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25 Jul 2022, 11:32 am

Radish wrote:
Is Where_am_I still lost somewhere in the Uzbek mountains?

Nope.
I've recently seem that username like hanging out with some guy on a red striped long sleeve shirt... Same things with the hat, I guess?

Not that I could remember the details.
I was in Hell.


How do you go to hell?


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25 Jul 2022, 12:19 pm

Go down in a hellevator?

Is there climate change in hell?



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26 Jul 2022, 4:27 am

It was quite chilly there at the weekend, so maybe.

Where is my devil dog?


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26 Jul 2022, 6:15 am

It went and ate your radish homework.


How many heads does that dog have anyway?


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26 Jul 2022, 7:32 am

None, but 5 tails. I won't tell you how it eats. :lol:

Where do rainbows come from?


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27 Jul 2022, 5:45 am

From a patch of gold.

Contrary to the popular belief that said gold is found at the end of the rainbow, it's actually at the center of the rainbow.
It's not on an end of an arc, it's in a sliced cone.


How do you train with hamster wheels?


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27 Jul 2022, 5:53 am

I tried but am too large to fit inside one.

How do you exercise with a skipping rope?


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27 Jul 2022, 7:37 am

By using it to lasso a bag of doughnuts.

How far do you run each day?



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27 Jul 2022, 8:28 am

Since my last update, I can only run for about 5 minutes before crashing.

Are ghosts edible?


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27 Jul 2022, 9:56 am

They can only be drunk, like all spirits: Whisky, Rum, Vodka etc.

Where can I find a ghost?


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28 Jul 2022, 8:25 am

Down the back of the sofa.

What is this "mortgage" thing that all the proper adults have?


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29 Jul 2022, 5:22 am

It is where you sell your soul to the devil in exchange for a dwelling that will sap the rest of your money for the rest of your life, then you have to give your dwelling away as you get old to move into a larger dwelling full of zombies.

Why do supermarkets keep moving the items I want onto different shelves?


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29 Jul 2022, 9:02 am

A lazy employee using telekinesis coincidentally moves things you want, and you being cursed by the power of repulsion in every other bargain sales day.


What is the prerequisites to become a clown?


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