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09 Aug 2022, 3:44 pm

In North America, people call it an elevator. In the UK, people call it a lift.

Must be because they were raised in two different places.



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09 Aug 2022, 4:23 pm

I always hesitate before stepping on an escalator.

It is either up to something or it is going to let me down.


A man is standing the wrong way on an escalator.
"Ahh . . . this takes me back", he says to himself.


What happens when an escalator stops moving?
Everyone stops and stairs.


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10 Aug 2022, 4:41 pm

Why do you have to shout to the grim reaper?
Because he's death.


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21 Aug 2022, 5:21 am

How long does CockneyRebel listen to Lionel Ritchey during a heat wave?

All Night Long


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21 Aug 2022, 9:48 am

You know what they call ice cream made with goat's milk?

ice cream



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21 Aug 2022, 3:37 pm

Who can drink a gallon of gas?

Jerry can


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27 Aug 2022, 9:05 pm

Two birds are sitting on a tree branch. One bird says to the other, "I don't know why my stomach is so full of butterflies right now." The other bird says, "Maybe it was those caterpillars you ate this morning."



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01 Sep 2022, 9:06 pm

family of birds stop on a branch to decide which direction to go

Dad bird: my instincts tell me we should go left
Mom bird: my instincts tell me we should go right
Child bird: well, my "end stinks" too but it's not telling me anything



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01 Sep 2022, 9:18 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
In North America, people call it an elevator. In the UK, people call it a lift.

Must be because they were raised in two different places.

yeah like what US calls "Fries" uk calls "Chips" :)



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01 Sep 2022, 9:26 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
Two birds are sitting on a tree branch. One bird says to the other, "I don't know why my stomach is so full of butterflies right now." The other bird says, "Maybe it was those caterpillars you ate this morning."

:lol: :lol:



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19 Sep 2022, 10:37 am

BreathlessJade wrote:
lostonearth35 wrote:
In North America, people call it an elevator. In the UK, people call it a lift.

Must be because they were raised in two different places.

yeah like what US calls "Fries" uk calls "Chips" :)


We call them fries in Canada as well. We also call soccer "football", and Canadian football is quite similar to American football. But we normally just call it "hockey" and not "ice hockey". Ice hockey just sounds weird and redundant, like if people called it "water swimming" or "snow skiing". :lol:



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25 Sep 2022, 6:19 am

What do you call an autistic soldier?

Sgt. Schultz


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26 Sep 2022, 12:51 pm

Q:Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because if they walked, it would take forever.