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28 May 2022, 6:39 pm

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Florida couple busted for public sex


"Evidence." (Pics/video) 8)


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28 May 2022, 6:40 pm

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Couples do that everywhere these days. There must be something in the air. That same something that was in the air in the 60s.


Marijuana? :scratch:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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28 May 2022, 6:42 pm

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This thing transcends politics

People shouldn’t have sex in public……whether their political persuasion.


Dogs do.
Why the bigotry? :scratch:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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28 May 2022, 6:47 pm

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If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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28 May 2022, 6:51 pm

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If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


:lol: that is quite funny to visualize.


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28 May 2022, 7:15 pm

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Your story went a different direction than I thought it was going.

A guy is driving through West Virginia. He sees a middle aged guy boning a sheep in the front yard. The motorist stops. Knocks on the backdoor, and a young guy answers the door. The motorist says "are you aware that your dad is...um..is...um...having sexual relations with a sheep in your front yard?"

The young guy replies "Oh..he aaaaaaalways does thaaaa-aaaaat."

You’re baaaaaad. :D
Have you ever read Vance Randolph’s Pissing in the Snow?
It’s a collection of old bawdy jokes from the Ozarks.


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28 May 2022, 7:16 pm

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If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


:lol: that is quite funny to visualize.

A few blasts with the power washer and it will break them right up.


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28 May 2022, 7:31 pm

Misslizard wrote:
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Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


:lol: that is quite funny to visualize.

A few blasts with the power washer and it will break them right up.


I've found that shining a phone light on them has the same effect.

Also before anyone asks, the people I come across in real life aren't porn stars. It's not at all appealing to see, much less film.



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28 May 2022, 7:48 pm

Misslizard wrote:
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Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


:lol: that is quite funny to visualize.

A few blasts with the power washer and it will break them right up.


If they are on your property it would be appropriate.
If not, perhaps you should just record a video and put it on youtube. :mrgreen:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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28 May 2022, 7:55 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Sweetleaf wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


:lol: that is quite funny to visualize.

A few blasts with the power washer and it will break them right up.


I've found that shining a phone light on them has the same effect.

Also before anyone asks, the people I come across in real life aren't porn stars. It's not at all appealing to see, much less film.


I find it amusing and have no problem with the practice whatsoever.

I came across a young couple in a car at a park where I was walking my dogs.
The beautiful young woman was cowgirl on her bf in the passenger's seat and was giving me a huge smile while riding her "bronco".

I still have fond memories of that event which must have happed 20 years ago. lol
Thank you for including me! :heart:
I want more! 8O
I'm an Australian, not an Amurrian after all. :mrgreen:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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28 May 2022, 7:56 pm

Misslizard wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Your story went a different direction than I thought it was going.

A guy is driving through West Virginia. He sees a middle aged guy boning a sheep in the front yard. The motorist stops. Knocks on the backdoor, and a young guy answers the door. The motorist says "are you aware that your dad is...um..is...um...having sexual relations with a sheep in your front yard?"

The young guy replies "Oh..he aaaaaaalways does thaaaa-aaaaat."

You’re baaaaaad. :D
Have you ever read Vance Randolph’s Pissing in the Snow?
It’s a collection of old bawdy jokes from the Ozarks.


No. I will hafta find that book. :)



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28 May 2022, 8:12 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Your story went a different direction than I thought it was going.

A guy is driving through West Virginia. He sees a middle aged guy boning a sheep in the front yard. The motorist stops. Knocks on the backdoor, and a young guy answers the door. The motorist says "are you aware that your dad is...um..is...um...having sexual relations with a sheep in your front yard?"

The young guy replies "Oh..he aaaaaaalways does thaaaa-aaaaat."

You’re baaaaaad. :D
Have you ever read Vance Randolph’s Pissing in the Snow?
It’s a collection of old bawdy jokes from the Ozarks.


No. I will hafta find that book. :)

Pissing in the Snow and Other Ozark Folktales https://www.amazon.com/dp/0252013646/re ... XXF470JBHJ


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28 May 2022, 8:13 pm

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If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:

I bet they don’t even pick up their condoms.Ewwwwwwww


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28 May 2022, 8:21 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:

I bet they don’t even pick up their condoms.Ewwwwwwww


That is a major issue for me.
"You squirt it, then turf it." (In a bin)

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turf out
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(tr, adverb) British informal to throw out or dismiss; eject

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/turf-out


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If I'm so bad, pass me by. ;)


And one more thing,



Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
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28 May 2022, 8:36 pm

Pepe wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:

I bet they don’t even pick up their condoms.Ewwwwwwww


That is a major issue for me.
"You squirt it, then turf it." (In a bin)

Quote:
turf out
verb
(tr, adverb) British informal to throw out or dismiss; eject

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/turf-out

Thanks for the translation or I would assume you meant to bury it.Can you imagine working in the flower bed and unearthing one?


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28 May 2022, 8:51 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Pepe wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.


A rather anti-informative attitude.
It is simply a community "service" in sex education. 8)
Kudos. :thumright:

I bet they don’t even pick up their condoms.Ewwwwwwww


That is a major issue for me.
"You squirt it, then turf it." (In a bin)

Quote:
turf out
verb
(tr, adverb) British informal to throw out or dismiss; eject

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/turf-out

Thanks for the translation or I would assume you meant to bury it.Can you imagine working in the flower bed and unearthing one?


Wouldn't they be bio-degradable? :scratch: <joke> :mrgreen:

BTW, The reason I supplied the definition of "Turf" was to stop any misrepresentation nonsense about the gender diversity issue.
Call me "hand shy". 8O
This is the PC world an old skunk now has to contend with, gawd help me. :roll: :wink:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

"A stranger is a friend gang-stalker you haven't met yet."
Truth may be inconvenient but it is never politically incorrect...The Oracle of Truth has spoken...8)
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