Man wanted for murder calls 911 over cold French fries

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21 Aug 2022, 8:28 am



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21 Aug 2022, 9:23 pm

Fracking Scheist, that's crazy!


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22 Aug 2022, 12:54 am

I can't help but notice how criminally inclined people aren't the brightest bulbs on the Christmas Tree.
I had an idiot ex girlfriend who decided to check if she still had a warrant out for her arrest, so she had me drive her to the Spokane County courthouse, where she promptly ended up in handcuffs.


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22 Aug 2022, 11:03 pm

Well...murder is a misdemeanor.

But serving cold French fries is a felony! :lol:



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22 Aug 2022, 11:12 pm

Seriously, how is it the McDonald's manager wasn't charged in this case? They're just going to turn their backs and let him keep serving cold french fries? Law and order and democracy really is going down the tubes.



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23 Aug 2022, 12:58 am

I'd hate to see what that man would do if someone murdered his wife.


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23 Aug 2022, 7:39 am

man talk about one of America's most foolhardy criminals.



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23 Aug 2022, 8:03 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
I can't help but notice how criminally inclined people aren't the brightest bulbs on the Christmas Tree.
I had an idiot ex girlfriend who decided to check if she still had a warrant out for her arrest, so she had me drive her to the Spokane County courthouse, where she promptly ended up in handcuffs.

:lol:

I guess she shoulda had you call them and ask them instead.

Maybe...with a cover story that you were "a manager at Walmart and I am just making a routine check of folks who just put in job applications. Does this Mary Jane Doe person...have any outstanding arrest warrants on her?

:lol:



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23 Aug 2022, 7:23 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
I can't help but notice how criminally inclined people aren't the brightest bulbs on the Christmas Tree.
I had an idiot ex girlfriend who decided to check if she still had a warrant out for her arrest, so she had me drive her to the Spokane County courthouse, where she promptly ended up in handcuffs.

:lol:

I guess she shoulda had you call them and ask them instead.

Maybe...with a cover story that you were "a manager at Walmart and I am just making a routine check of folks who just put in job applications. Does this Mary Jane Doe person...have any outstanding arrest warrants on her?

:lol:


Trust me, that sort of strategy could never have crossed her mind.


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