Couple having sex on bus blames it on autism

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14 Sep 2022, 11:57 am

Not at Saint Peter’s?


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14 Sep 2022, 12:41 pm

Isn't that the dumbest thing you've ever heard?


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14 Sep 2022, 4:08 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:
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I can believe homelessness could've been a factor. But AUTISM?! :roll:
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Would this help?

The signboard advertising an Amish style wedding dinner makes it even funnier.

I wonder if the wedding is going to take place at the First Intercourse Church.
I suppose the weather could affect whether you want to have the service indoors or outdoors. And if you get cold feet there could be another option.

It is a nice area to visit. I know, we've spent a few nights in, well...you know.


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15 Sep 2022, 9:36 pm

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A couple was shagging on the seat next to us at Elton John.
Like, one foot away.

We couldn't move because of the seating rules, even though we had floor seats.
Security tried to stop them but couldn't.

I hope they caught our Covid.



That's when someone should "accidentally" spill a giant ice filled drink all over both of them. Security should have maced them.



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15 Sep 2022, 9:38 pm

The guy was so upset that he hung around and filmed them?


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15 Sep 2022, 9:55 pm

Worthless wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
A couple was shagging on the seat next to us at Elton John.
Like, one foot away.

We couldn't move because of the seating rules, even though we had floor seats.
Security tried to stop them but couldn't.

I hope they caught our Covid.



That's when someone should "accidentally" spill a giant ice filled drink all over both of them. Security should have maced them.



We had giant cups of beer.
Some might have landed on them by mistake.



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15 Sep 2022, 9:57 pm

I like the part about the angry commuter who was so incensed apparently he had to film the couple. Yes, when something pisses me off I just have to take a video of it.



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15 Sep 2022, 10:26 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Public pissers , flashers and poopers will all start saying they are autistic and couldn’t help it.Great.


I have an excuse right now for pissing in public. I’m suffering from kidney stones, at the moment. I’ve been through 2 surgeries since the end of July to have stents placed in my groin. I’ll be having laser lithotripsy in 2 weeks to break up the stone(s).

What’s worse, I’m also suffering from chronic kidney disease stage 3b (ah, the joys of type 2 diabetes and hypertension). I’m allergic to Farxiga, one of the drugs used to control CKD. That drug was initially used to control Type 2 diabetes, and nearly put me in the morgue (which, if you talk to my relatives, I deserve to be 6 feet underground, or have my body be cremated and strewn over the nearest garbage dump.)

Frankly, death would be a blessing. :skull: :skull: :skull:



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15 Sep 2022, 10:47 pm

They should be arrested. I wonder why they blame it on autism, that was so stupid!


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15 Sep 2022, 10:56 pm

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They should be arrested. I wonder why they blame it on autism, that was so stupid!



Probably because it worked as an excuse for them in the past for various things.



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16 Sep 2022, 12:47 pm

Oh, great! Everyone will all think that we're oversexed now.


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16 Sep 2022, 6:09 pm

Recently read an article with an updated list of where Vancouverites like to have sex in public.. and found it funny that one of the write-in locations was "on a city bus."

https://www.vanmag.com/Where-Vancouveri ... ic-UPDATED

Not really sure why people wanna f**k on buses ?? I definitely don't get the appeal. There are plenty of more private places for that.. but I guess they must like an audience + the views of the city as they tour around looking out the windows ?? :?

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Oh, great! Everyone will all think that we're oversexed now.

I don't think anyone's claiming that. Especially not me.


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16 Sep 2022, 11:34 pm

I've heard of a$$holes blaming their murders on autism, but this is a first for me.


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05 Nov 2022, 3:45 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
A couple was shagging on the seat next to us at Elton John.
Like, one foot away.

We couldn't move because of the seating rules, even though we had floor seats.
Security tried to stop them but couldn't.

I hope they caught our Covid.

I have to assume that happened while these lyrics were being sung:

"And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are"

Also, enquiring minds want to know what position is suitable for public fornication in stadium seating?

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05 Nov 2022, 3:49 pm

I'll check the set list.
The worst of it was at the encore and when the house lights came on.
We had floor seats with chairs.
She was on his lap facing him in a flowy skirt.
They didn't stop when people were trying to exit the row around them.

https://www.jambase.com/show/elton-john ... e-20220908



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05 Nov 2022, 3:51 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I'll check the set list.
The worst of it was at the encore and when the house lights came on.
https://www.jambase.com/show/elton-john ... e-20220908

I'm hoping that the climax was achieved during the last song of the encore:

"Hold Me Closer"

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