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21 Sep 2022, 5:29 pm

Attacks and bites man.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/19/beyond- ... -nose.html


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21 Sep 2022, 11:58 pm

Veganism leads to cannibalism.


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22 Sep 2022, 1:09 am

Well... I guess the fake stuff wasn't enough to satisfy his cravings...

Is their next flavor going to be "long pig"?



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23 Sep 2022, 10:07 am

Too bad it wasn't in Florida, would have been a nice Florida Man headline.



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23 Sep 2022, 10:15 am

Agent_Elflord wrote:
Too bad it wasn't in Florida, would have been a nice Florida Man headline.


If it were a florida man headline then it wouldn't be nearly as funny because it wouldn't be the COO of a vegan fake "meat" company and would instead by some (likely meth fueled) random crazy.



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23 Sep 2022, 4:09 pm

So...denying yourself red meat too long causes you to go nutso, and to eat the noses off live humans?

Maybe.

Or, maybe not. Maybe he was high on "bath salts".



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23 Sep 2022, 4:18 pm

Maybe Beyond meat is like Soylent Green and he now has a taste for "the real thing"? :D



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23 Sep 2022, 6:07 pm

Maybe the victim called him a “Soy Boy.”


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23 Sep 2022, 6:11 pm

Exclusive footage of the incident has been obtained. Viewer discretion advised.



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23 Sep 2022, 6:13 pm

It starts with carrots. He probably munched on the snowman's nose as a child.


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