Ever wonder if you'll get killed using mundane objects?

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Radish
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01 Oct 2022, 10:22 am

Anyway, I don't think you need to worry about being killed by mundane things as Putin will likely wipe us all out in a nuclear war before the end of the year. Hope that's taken a weight off your mind and you can rest easier using your toothbrush now. :P


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02 Oct 2022, 4:47 pm

No way am I touching a chainsaw. One little slip and you're carved up like a roast turkey.

And because of the nukes and a million trillion other things I wish I could just fall asleep and never wake up.



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02 Oct 2022, 4:50 pm

Radish wrote:
Anyway, I don't think you need to worry about being killed by mundane things as Putin will likely wipe us all out in a nuclear war before the end of the year. Hope that's taken a weight off your mind and you can rest easier using your toothbrush now. :P


I guess I'll just let my teeth rot, then. No sense keeping them clean when they're going to fall out as my eyeballs melt and my skin burns to a crisp. God I hate this world. Hate it hate it HATE it. I curse the very day my parents brought me into this world.



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02 Oct 2022, 4:59 pm

I have a bit of a fear of toasters.
I won't let them be plugged in when not in use.
I usually have to put them away in a cupboard.

They can't be used on the same counter as a sink (water).

I unplug them before I take the toast out.
If the toast is small and doesn't stick up past the edge, I turn the toaster over.
It's a good way to clean out the crumbs too. ^ :wink:

I'm terrified of sticking a fork or anything inside, even if it's unplugged.



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04 Oct 2022, 10:48 pm

Anytime I walk behind a car in a parking lot I worry they are going to reverse and run me over, crushing my legs.