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24 Jan 2021, 3:25 pm

Two once-popular Portland shopping malls are no longer what they used to be even well before the pandemic.


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24 Jan 2021, 9:49 pm

The sky is as black as a Tim Horton's dark roast coffee.


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24 Jan 2021, 10:11 pm

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24 Jan 2021, 11:17 pm

Tomorrow's going to come and the coffee devil is going to call me unless I break the chain.


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03 Feb 2021, 4:53 pm

I am hopeful that I will manage to get back into my school for the upcoming term.

Missing half of this school year has not been great at all.


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05 Feb 2021, 3:20 pm

I'm convinced that the Monkey Island games were partly based on the real-life tale of Stede Bonnet, Mighty Pirate. He was a wealthy but depressed man who decided that the only thing that could cheer him up was to become a pirate captain. He was pretty bad at it- had a habit of attacking only larger, more heavily-armed ships.


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05 Feb 2021, 6:08 pm



yo this a free verse
no need to speak first
anyone hatin can eat dirt
the kid nice with rhymes
verbal weapon slice ya mind
up yo skillz you should find the time
everything i write nice
the best is i quite right
the fruit of knowledge i find ripe
you never was raw
stay focused or left in the predator's jaw
more clever than yall
battle any mc
the victim's corpse never was seen
again clutch the pen
no one close cuz theres no trust in them
smoke haze till you lift higher
and you know me i still spit fire


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05 Feb 2021, 7:07 pm

Sometimes I want to return to monke. :(

It would probably be a lot more fulfilling being a chimpanzee, even though I'd probably be on the bottom of the social ladder in my group...

Actually, orangutans are alone most of the time and live in trees, so scratch that, being a chimpanzee is crappier than being an orangutan. lol


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05 Feb 2021, 7:15 pm

The 2021 Golden Globes will be on February 28th.

The 2021 Grammys will be on March 14th.

The 2021 Oscars will be on April 25th.


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napoleon feeds
even the most protected
soldier can bleed
me and you aint nothing alike
we a whole different breed

smarts and crafts mudda******!


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05 Feb 2021, 8:16 pm

This is the 5th day I started with tea. I end up getting UTI infections when I drink coffee for a long time.


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09 Feb 2021, 6:17 pm

I think I may need to buy stronger weight loss supplements.

The ones I currently use are no longer as effective as they used to be.


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09 Feb 2021, 11:02 pm

Really? :?

Do I really had to take some anti inflammatory painkillers, with the right type of coffee brand, laced with extra coffee grounds, to make coffee actually wake my head up?

Instead of this confused and relentless mess with tremors and being twitchy and losing attention span...


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09 Feb 2021, 11:19 pm

No matter what I drink, I burp.


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09 Feb 2021, 11:26 pm

mee too.